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LOTR remake with Beatles Soundtrack
frodo get the ring: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it look as though they're here to stay

"don't be afriad, you were made to go out and get her [the ring]"

when gandalf dies: "speaking words of wisdom, let it be"

and rocky collapsed in the corner (boromir's death)

"you were only waiting for this moment to be free" [frodo lets the ring go]

Legolas: just call on me and i'll send it along with love from me to you!
"i look at all the lonely people" and i'm glad i'm an elf!

pippin: hold me, love me!

Merry: "Cuz we're going to strawberry fields..." mmmmm strawberries

smeagol/gollum; "you say yes, i say no..."

aragorn: i'm in love with her and i feel fine

frodo: it's been a hard day's night...

sam: and please say to me you'll hold your hand!!!

Gimli: oh, I get by with a little help from my friends, I get high [as in, on a horse] with a little help from my friends

Traveling Music: they Tumble blindly as they make their way Across the universe

One, two, three, four, Can I have a little more, Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, [nine in the fellowship]...All together now, All together now, All together now, All together now,

Boy – you’re gonna carry that weight,
Carry that weight a long time. [frodo]

Hey, Bungalow Bill
What did you kill
Bungalow Bill?
Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies
Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise.
So Captain Marvel zapped in right between the eyes.
All the children sing
Hey, Bungalow Bill
What did you kill
Bungalow Bill?
[ALL the fighting scenes]

Saruman: And you’re working for no-one but me,

Gim/Stri/Legs: Three cool cats. Three cool cats. Three cool cats.

Aragorn: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I’m sixty-four? [hopefully, cuz i'm a lot older than that]


Elf and Man in idle chat...
KillaKingyMan: Legs!
KillaKingyMan: es Stri
BlondeElfwiffArrows: hehe
BlondeElfwiffArrows: Hello!!
KillaKingyMan: es is my new cool way to say "it is"
BlondeElfwiffArrows: oooooooooooo ic!!
BlondeElfwiffArrows: sup ranga?
KillaKingyMan: oh you know, hunting orcs, becoming king, saving the whole world of middle earth, you know, not much.
BlondeElfwiffArrows: oh well of course
KillaKingyMan: the usual
BlondeElfwiffArrows: well i'm just practicing my archery, so... you know how it is
KillaKingyMan: yeah, you gotta be the awesome elvish sniper you are.
BlondeElfwiffArrows: oh i knwo
BlondeElfwiffArrows: serioulsy
BlondeElfwiffArrows: i must live up to my title of "the assassin"
BlondeElfwiffArrows: ;-)
KillaKingyMan: that's quite the title
KillaKingyMan: i'm just... "the king with super cool fighting skills and a sexy body"
BlondeElfwiffArrows: well, yeah
BlondeElfwiffArrows: haha
BlondeElfwiffArrows: jeez, that's not as huge as mine
KillaKingyMan: you elves can only do so much.
BlondeElfwiffArrows: you've got a point
BlondeElfwiffArrows: at least i'm awlays clean :-P
KillaKingyMan: yeah, darn right i got a point, have you seen that sword of mine?
KillaKingyMan: its gotta be the best point you've ever seen.



"In fact, just don't say anything, that'd be best."


Smeagollum
All she has to eat is orcs.
And that doesn't taste very good...


Gotta love that dwarf's attitude
"Certain death, small chance of sucess...what are we waiting for?"


What's-his-face
I'm a crazy arsenist! *dances around dosing himself and his son is gasoline*

[That was really CREEPY]


Ah, Pipeweed....
"Perfect a barrel for each of us!"
"Do you think we should tell treebeard?"
"He wouldn't understand...Dried plants, could be a distant relative."
*nose tap* "Oh. Riiight." *crazed smile*


Dance like the Frodo chicken licken you are!
*All the hobbits start dancing* RETURN OF THE KING! HUZZAH! RETURN OF THE KING! HUZZAH!! It's almost here. December 17th baby!! And Frodo ahem, er, Hilary is finally excited about it!! Huzzah!!


"The Breaking of the Fellowship"
the song at the end of the first movie is so sad. *bursts out in tears*


What Gandalf is really thinking
"Do not feel bad for leaving him. Frodo needs to finish the journey by himself."
"He's not alone, Sam is with him"
Oh crap! the world is screwed, they had to let the stupid fat hobbit go with him! "Oh. Oh good!" sigh.


Gandalf
"The battle for Helm's Deep is over...but the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin"


Legolas and Gimli
Gimli: *tries looking over the wall* "What? What's goin on?!"

Legolas: "Would you like me to describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"


King Theodin at Helm's Deep
"And so it begins..."


Sam's Wise Words (even though he is creepy...well, and gay)
Sam:"...we have something to hold on to"

Frodo: "What are we holding onto, Sam?"

Sam:"That there's some good in this world...and it's worth fighting for."


Jealous Sam
Sam: *mutters to himself* Blasted ring. Frodo is more attracted to it than he'd ever be to me. I must figure something out to destroy it quicker....

Frodo: What was that, Sam?

Sam: What? Oh, umm, *thinks of an excuse* I was just saying, how bad it is that the ring is corrupting your mind. It must be hard on you...it'll be good to destroy it...


Smeagol's take on food
"Give it to us raw...and wriggling!!! You can keep your nasty chips!"


Bilbo Baggins
*said all kind of slurred together*"Today is my one-hundred-and-eleventh birthday!"


Aragorn
"Let's hunt some orc"


Boromir and Aragorn
Ewww dead guys floating down the river


Frodo
Note to self: Learn to escape better.


Sam
Note to self, learn to swim.


An Orc
Personally, I think the white hand on the face is totally sexy. It's going to be the latest trend.


Troublemaking Twosome
"It's working!"
"I know it's working, RUN!"


Gimli
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
[It's amazing how a huge battle changes your mind]


Merry and Pippin
"Are we orcs?
no
I think we are
Shhh!
Merry!
What?
I'm hungry"


Aragorn
See, I am the greatest, cuz I can look studly while crying. Frodo tries, but he just can't quite grasp the concept.


Poor, short Gimli
"If anyone was asking me which I note they are not!"


Gandalf
"A wizard is never late, nor early, he arrives presicly when he means to."


Gandalf
I just got back from being dead and the fools who are supposed to be on my side almost killed me! I've experienced death already thank you. On the bright side, I remember who I am now...


Elevensies.
What time is elevensies?


hmmm
Why don't they call men and elves whole-lings?


January 28th
Happy Birthday 'Lijah! 22 years old!


Dominic
"I won't miss having to stand for two hours at 4:30 a.m. and having freezing cold glue applied to my feet. I won't miss two-hour drives to work or long, long, long, days sitting in my trailer waiting... waiting... waiting. I won't miss glue in my ears. But I would do it all again tomorrow."


Tig, Tag, Tog
Tig...Tag...Tog...Tag...Tog- No! You cant Tag on a tog and you cant tag on a tig! Get it right or don't get it at all!


Gandalf
"Fool of a took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity."


Ian Mckellen
RAWR!!


~*~Cast~*~
"Aye, you aren't so tough doggie"
"Do hobbits have dogs?"
"Well, this one does."
"But not for long."


ring wraith
SSSHHHIIIIRRRREEEE BAGGGIIIINNNSSS!!


Gollum/Smeagol
Prrreeecccciiiiiooooouuuuusssssss. MMMMMMMMMMMHHH


Aragorn
*depressed* why didn't they call me an assasin...Stupid Viggo wasn't there to defend me..


Gollum
Sam's brain, eat we must...

[yeah, Smeagol is a descident of Yoda. mmmmmmmmmmmmhhhh]


Merry and Pippin
"This one?"
"No, no the big one!"


Frodo senses it...
*posessed*They're coming...they're coming for it


Gollum goes bad
We will pokes their eyeses out...yes...YES!


the King's ponderings...
So much death...but I guess that's because we're in the middle of a battle. hmmmm...


Gandalf remembers...
Gandalf...Gandalf the Gray...yes...that's what they used to call me. But now I am Gandalf the White...


~*~Cast~*~

"I dunno what's going on there, but I look very handsome." Tig Tag Tog! ~Dominic


Lambus Bread Commercial
It's Elvish White Bread...one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a full grown man!


Uruk-hai
RAWR!!!


Gimli
12...13...14...Ahhh he is beating me!!!!!!


Legolas
17...18...19...YES! I AM LEGOLAS THE ASSASSIN!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Killing Orcs.
The sword goes in, the orc falls down...That's what killing orcs is all about.


Frodo & Sam
*mutters* It would be so easy to kill him and make it look like an accident.

What was that Mr. Frodo?

Oh, nothing Sam.


About the below.
[Sorry bout that but you know you were thinking it]


Smeagol
*Pokes Sam* the fat --gay-- hobbit he knows!


Frodo
*uncertian look* Okay... *scoot away from Sam as he sleeps*


Sam
*bashful look* No, Mr. Frodo, I was wondering if *tries to find excuse* you wanted to er--rest! Yeah, you look tired.


Frodo
And I looked at Sam and was like...And? But then it struck me. I am not gay, Sam.


Sam
Yeah, I was talking to Frodo and I was like...We have been wandering together for a long time now and...


Aragorn
You know you want to *wink* if I am in love with an elf why shouldn't you be in love with a human? You have the same...Hair.


Aragorn
Come on! She's really (cough) good at fighting...


Legolas
Uhhh...thanks...but no...


Aragorn
Hey Legolas, you can have Eowyn!


Legolas' Complaining
Ok. I do not understand why all the chicks love Aragorn. I mean, come on! I am the hot elf here!!! Besides that, I can take out 6 orcs at a time as I am "cement-boarding", as I like to call it...you can't get any better than that!!


Orc-idile Hunter *theme music*
*Aussie accent*
'ello mates! I am Stirder the orc-idle hunter. T'day we will be learning how to kill orcs...It's really quite easy. I can take on about 20 at a time myself. But we'll start with one to start with. Okay when the little bugger approaches you grab yer sword and swing it like this *demonstrates* Or if ye're like me mate Legolas an' perfer bows n arrows you just aim it at the neck. Yup nothin' to it...Well times is up but join me next time for...
ORC-IDLE HUNTER!!!


Dreaming Frodo
*strokes ring, strokes ring* ahhhh....


Weapons
"You have my sword"

"And you have my bow"

"And my ax"

*Frodo stands there trying to balance the pile of weapons on top of him.*


Pippin
"Merry...I am hungry" [Repeat every 5 minutes]


Frodo
I feel sick. We've been walking in circles and I don't really know what the point is anymore. I want the ring, I don't see what the harm is in it...NO! It's evil. And yet...so...alluring. I think Sam knows how I feel, but Sam knows everything about me....its CREEPY!! Maybe I'll kill him...*the voices in his head continuing whispering...*


Aragorn's Diary
It's not easy being me, I fought orcs on wolves, fell off a cliff, floated down a river, er--made out with my horse (ON ACCIDENT!), Rode back to Helm's Deep, killed more orcs, won a battle, all in a few days. I think I'll go smoke my pipe now.


Pippin's Feet
*Pippin looks down one day*
What the devil!? I never knew my feet were that hairy!!
*stares at them the rest of the day. Looks at Sams legs*
*Sam's are well groomed and shiny*
Pippin: I like my feet better.

[What Pippin thinks about all day]


Merry and Pippin
Pippin and Merry: *looks at each other from behind pillars and then run out* Wait! We are coming too!

*Elrond turns to look at them in disbelief.*

Merry: You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!

Pippin: Anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest... thing.

Merry: Well that rules you out Pip.

Elrond: Nine companions... So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!

Pippin: Great! Where are we going?


Smeagol
"The rock pool is nice and cool...The fishys are so sweet, our only wish..To catch a fish so juicy SWEET"

[Movie TT]


JRR Tolkien

A great man, let us all praise him!


Pippin
"Well if that isn't a plague and a nuisance"

[Book FOTR]


SnowStorm
Legolas: Farewell! I go to find the sun. *Scampers off on top of the snow*

Aragorn and Boromir: *Trying to push through it with hobbits on their backs*

[Book FOTR {I wish I was an elf}]


...Aragorn...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not whither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was once broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

"I am afraid my looks are against me"

[Aragorn's poem by Bilbo {Book FOTR}]


Merry and Pippin
Pip:"Yes, we've had one, but what about second breakfast"
Merr:"I don't think he knows about second breakfast Pip"
Pip:"What about elevensies, lucheon? Dinner? Supper?"
Merr:*Shakes head*
Pip: *gets hit on head with apple*

[Movie FOTR]


LOTR
[All I have to say is LOTR Rocks]




"this way hobbitis!"